Текст песни — You'-re Pretty When I'-m Drunk — Bloodhound Gang
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One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'-
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought skip o'- pot2mus
And daddy'-s gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.s.g.s tanked up and wizzin'- in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause i'-m the one bottle willy with the 12 horse ale
After that i get silly like soupy sales
Now it'-s midnight and i'-m completely boofy blitzed
A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses i'-m ready to bitty battle
I'-m hungry like the wolf but i'-ll end up tending cattle
Cause you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(and i'-m pretty fuckin'- drunk)
Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty
Cause i'-m mr. mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
You'-d think i was a ditch the way this chick was diggin'- me
But maybe i should check and see if this is where i wanna be
Hey lupus is she cute yea for a pygmie
Aw! what do you know? you'-re probably going home alone
And it wouldn'-t be the first time that i gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it'-s only skin deep
It'-s in the eye of the beholder and my beholder'-s about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact i know i can
It'-s a manage a trois you and me and heineken
Cause you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(you'-re pretty when i'-m drunk)
You'-re pretty when i'-m drunk
(and i'-m pretty fuckin'- drunk)
Regrets i'-ve had a few
First and foremost i'-d like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'-ll call you the brand new heavy
Your a mix between an ugnaut and eugene levy
You can call it big-boned, i prefer to call it gut
Your buddha your shamu your jabba the fuckin'- hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairyСлова песни — You'-re Pretty When I'-m Drunk — Bloodhound Gang