Текст песни — Eight Easy Steps — Alanis Morissette
how to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
how to defer to men in solvable predicaments
how to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
how to have that not work and have them run away from you
how to keep people at arm'-s length and never get too close
how to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
how to pretend you'-re fine and don'-t need help from anyone
how to feel worthless unless you'-re serving or helping someone
i'-ll teach you all this in eight easy steps
a course of a lifetime you'-ll never forget
i'-ll show you how to in eight easy steps
i'-ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
how to hate women when you'-re supposed to be a feminist
how to play all pious when you'-re really a hypocrite
how to hate God when you'-re a pray-er and a spiritualist
how to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
i'-ll teach you all this in eight easy steps
a course of a lifetime you'-ll never forget
i'-ll show you how to in eight easy steps
i'-ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
i'-ve been doing research for years
i'-ve been practicing my ass off
i'-ve been training my whole life for this moment, i swear to you
culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
i'-ll teach you all this in eight easy steps
a course of a lifetime you'-ll never forget
i'-ll show you how to in eight easy steps
i'-ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
how to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
how to keep smiling when you'-re thinking of killing yourself
how to numb a la holic to avoid going within
how to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
i'-ll teach you all this in eight easy steps
a course of a lifetime you'-ll never forget
i'-ll show you how to in eight easy steps
i'-ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
i'-ll teach you all this in eight easy steps
a course of a lifetime you'-ll never forget
i'-ll show you how to in eight easy steps
i'-ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Слова песни — Eight Easy Steps — Alanis Morissette